Cow beer
So, if it`s your first time in Buenos Aires, there are a lot of things that you should know.
I guess that you know how we (argentinians in general) depend on cows to survive. We are a cattle country. So we eat asado, we sell leather stuff, we drink lots of milk until we die, and of course we drink cow beer. As you can imagine, we have so many cows that we have invented this new type of alcohol that is made of cow fat. It`s very tasty, so I suggest that next time you are here, when you go to a bar, order a cow beer to taste the freshness of our exclusive drink.
Of course if you are a vegetarian, like my last client, try to avoid it or you`ll look just like him, when he found out that QUILMES, was a cow beer...
I guess that you know how we (argentinians in general) depend on cows to survive. We are a cattle country. So we eat asado, we sell leather stuff, we drink lots of milk until we die, and of course we drink cow beer. As you can imagine, we have so many cows that we have invented this new type of alcohol that is made of cow fat. It`s very tasty, so I suggest that next time you are here, when you go to a bar, order a cow beer to taste the freshness of our exclusive drink.
Of course if you are a vegetarian, like my last client, try to avoid it or you`ll look just like him, when he found out that QUILMES, was a cow beer...
2 comments:
You Argentines are sick. Nobody told me about all the other cow stuff - I can avoid meat and dairy, but I thought I could at least have a beer!
Everything is dead something. I discovered in horror today that my pillows are made of chorrizo. Now I'm sleeping on a pile of my clothes.
LOL!!!!But that`s not it. You`ll find out that even our vegetables are made of beef. Relax, and enjoy it
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