Tourist vs Locals

1. In the obelisk a tourist would take pictures and admire this icon of Buenos Aires
A porteño would be cursing because of the traffic lights and how much they have to wait to cross the streets

2. At a restaurant the tourist would be waiting for the receptionist to tell him/her where to sit
The smart ass porteño would go to the table that has the "reservado" sign, hide it and sit on that table

3. In a cafe, the tourist would take a look at the magazines or newspaper and then leave it for the next customer
The very " clever" porteño, would hide the magazine in his/her briefcase and then read it in the subway on his/her way home

4. At the disco, the tourist would be lining up in the front door waiting to enter and have fun
The porteñito would be trying to convince the guys in the door to let him in cause he knows the mother of the best friend of the uncle of the owner

5. In the streets the tourist would be admiring the city
The very macho porteño would be admiring all the butts in the city