A reason why you need a bitch tour

I was giving a tour yesterday in the afternoon (hello ice cream man!!!! I hope you are enjoying your last day in BA). So, we were walking around Chacarita cemetery looking for Peron`s grave and when we found it, I started to explain my client that his body was not there blah blah, and I noticed a blond girl very interested in what I was saying. She asked me where Evita was buried and why they were not together. I told her that Evita was in the Recoleta cemetery. Isn`t this the recoleta cemetery? she asked. I said no, you are pretty far from there. She told me that someone gave her the directions and he followed them and she ended up there. She even showed me her map pointing the area where she thought she was. Poor girl, she was sooo lucky to find a generous soul like me.

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