Picking up girls in BA. Know how
Porteñas are like most women in the world, a little bit crazy , a little bit bitchy but overall, charming and beautiful (I`m the best example of that).
There are some simple rules that will make you a winner and you will surprise your friends and family cause you are finally scoring. Of course I`ve never tried to hit on a girl, but since I`m a female I know how it works (I know how you have to work to pick up a girl).
Here are some examples of possible situations and the correct way (I mean the porteño I-can-F...-them-all way) to behave.
1- You are with a bunch of friends at a bar. Suddenly a girl walks in and you fall madly in love with her. In a very polite way you invite her a drink.... Wrong!!!
The correct way is to flirt with her friend first. If she is a real porteña, she`ll try to steal you from her friend and then she`ll be yours for the rest of the night (and no longer than that, cause you`ll be just a trophy to remind her that she is foxier than her friend)
2- You did it, you are finally talking with the hottest girl in the party. You feel you are being charming, you are treating her like a princess, everything is perfect.....Wrong!!!
What are you thinking? Don`t you know that we don`t like that much of attention. Check out other girl`s butts, do something wrong otherwise she`ll tell you " I`m going to the bathroom" and half an our later you`ll spot her in a dark corner making out with the drunkest guy in the party.
Ok, I`m hungry, I`ll try to finich this after lunch (and my nap)
19 comments:
Hey bitch, how can I pick you up?
Ja, ja, this description reminds me of High School and my early (drunken) 20´s.
Very funny.
Hi Frank. I bet you can have all the girls you want just by offering them your sugar and spice cokies, am I right? Seriously, they are very very good, but I don`t allow myself to buy more than a pack per week.
See you
That´s very sweet of you to say and if I had done this in another time of my life I probably would have tride going out with many of the women that I meet. I never knew I would get to meet so many in this line of work, or is it just that I am in Argentina?
I am happily married therefore confined to the sidelines, so I get to watch, only.
By the way, I enjoy your writing. Keep up the good work.
Besos,
Thannks for your comments Frank!!! I`ll try to keep up with my "good work" (thanks for that) and you keep up with your reading!
beso
bye
you fucking bitch...
hahahhaah, you skanky whore!!!!
hahahhaah, you skanky whore!!!!
when i came down here 3 months ago, i noticed my two girl-friends who transplanted to BsAs had turned into "users" ... you know the type, they go for the guy with the mullet, moto and tight jeans... especially if he has coke, connections and VIPVIP. cheers to BsAs electronica and a long life of nosebleeds and unhappiness. ha!
one time, my friend "m." was talking about one of the owners of Mint, and she said "i wanna fuck that guy tonight, i don't even care if he knows my name"
now that's class. no longer my friend, either one of 'em.
i've noticed that most of the younger women in BsAs seem to be damaged goods, while the older ones are much more quality... the kind you can have a relationship with of substance.
emptiness is quite boring.
i dig the blog.
Very interesting. Hoping you can finish the post :-)
Ok, some women are fucked up, but what about the guys? They are as screwed up as much as we are.
Thanks for diggin` my blog Dykatami.
See you around
ok, as you wish dude
Absolutely!
to generalise about argentine women you must first look at the argentine men who create the sitautions that make the women.
Yes argentine women are difficult because you fucken argentine men are just after one thing and you wont take no for an answer.
anonymus, I know how it is (I hope you are saying that to me).
I started with the girls, but then I`ll write about the boys. And I have a lot o say.
DYKATAMI
How dare you say that about argentine woman and especially our girls who in the main are well behaved well groomed and take very little drugs .
I suggest if you dont like it here go back to London or Los Angeles and there you will see those loose women that you vivdly described in your lying comments
Leave our country NOW
I`m having a lot of fights on my blog, hey anonimo, tenes que mirar la pelea de la charla sobre el chanta argentino, se estan sacando los ojos...
absolut juan
Uhm, that is exactly what I experienced. Yeah, I'm stupid. I fell in love. LOL, the same thing happened above but, it took a little more than a month. I just realized I was the trophy.
I had pictures of her, hot and sexy. But I promised I would still protect her reputation. No, I'm not gonna share it. I'm actually hiding it so that I can wank some more. xD
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