Picking up girls part 2
Apparently this is something that concern to any number of people so as I promised I`ll continue with my previous post.
Ok, women are not simple, even though some guys may think that they can understand us (those are what we girls call losers). Maybe you can be a better guy after reading this:
If A girl says..........what she really means is..........
......Leave me alone ........... Leave me alone
.......I can`t talk to you right now, I`m with my friend (who is a girl) ................ You don`t deserve my attention. I rather listen to my friend talking about her gym class
........What you are saying is sooo interesting......I`ll keep listening to you only if you buy me another drink
.........I`ve just broken up with my boyfriend........I`m not interested in you, unless you want to listen to the story of my 5 year relationship. And I can`t promise that we are going to have sex
.........Do you live alone? .......... I wanna have sex with you. Tonight
.........Do you you like animals?...........I wonder if he is going to be a good father. I`m falling for this guy
..........Hey, I think I saw a friend, I`m gonna say hi!...........Oh my god! what an a..h...
.......... You don`t like reading( or films, art, movies)? Interesting......... Ignorant and boring. Period.
...........Is that your friend in the white t shirt ?................I have to be nice to him, cause his friend is going to be my husband. seriously.
...........What do you do in your free time?........... When are you going to ask me on a date? I give you 5 more minutes or I`ll leave
...........You are so funny!!!...........keep telling me those jokes cause that`s the only thing I like about you
...........You have a nice moll on your cheek (or something like that)..........When are you going to kiss me?
Ok, I`m going to sleep.
Good night
Ok, women are not simple, even though some guys may think that they can understand us (those are what we girls call losers). Maybe you can be a better guy after reading this:
If A girl says..........what she really means is..........
......Leave me alone ........... Leave me alone
.......I can`t talk to you right now, I`m with my friend (who is a girl) ................ You don`t deserve my attention. I rather listen to my friend talking about her gym class
........What you are saying is sooo interesting......I`ll keep listening to you only if you buy me another drink
.........I`ve just broken up with my boyfriend........I`m not interested in you, unless you want to listen to the story of my 5 year relationship. And I can`t promise that we are going to have sex
.........Do you live alone? .......... I wanna have sex with you. Tonight
.........Do you you like animals?...........I wonder if he is going to be a good father. I`m falling for this guy
..........Hey, I think I saw a friend, I`m gonna say hi!...........Oh my god! what an a..h...
.......... You don`t like reading( or films, art, movies)? Interesting......... Ignorant and boring. Period.
...........Is that your friend in the white t shirt ?................I have to be nice to him, cause his friend is going to be my husband. seriously.
...........What do you do in your free time?........... When are you going to ask me on a date? I give you 5 more minutes or I`ll leave
...........You are so funny!!!...........keep telling me those jokes cause that`s the only thing I like about you
...........You have a nice moll on your cheek (or something like that)..........When are you going to kiss me?
Ok, I`m going to sleep.
Good night
11 comments:
Damn I used to love this blog so much until you wrote...
"...........You are so funny!!!...........keep telling me those jokes cause that`s the only thing I like about you"
This is so true!!! Everyone says I'm incredibly funny, but I'm a loser single guy without any girl on valentines. :(
Despite depressing me today, keep up the great work! I love your brute honesty and truthful observations about human behavior. It's funny as hell and very educational :)
Hey, don`t feel bad a lot of girls like funny guys. And remember that when I write this things of course I`m exagerating....Go to zizek tonite, find a girl and have a nice valentine`s day.
I just found your blog. I love it you bitch...you sound just like my primas, who I adore. And your information about porteños seems totally true to me, as far as what I could know from not being one, but having a lot of family in Bs As. Yes, my family and I, we are all crazy about each other, but I will be an old man before they respond to emails. They are always "very busy"....looks like on IM jaja,.
Well, bitch diva, you probably don't care about any of this, but please keep going. I will be back in June. I will absolutely call you for a tour. Absolutely, en serio. Actually, probably not. jajaja.
I can smell the porteño blood on your veins, arielito.
I don`t care if you don`t take a tour, at least bring me some peanut butter m&m`s and some magazines.
what do you read?
whatever. I love magazines. Fashion and design, and national geographic, and whatever you suggest.
damn, you f***ing boluda, why is your english so good? My castellano sucks. Hablo "ariellano." O.K., trabajo a una agencia de publicidad...I have lots of these magazines. Necesitas cagar por todas partes el internet para nosotros...si esta basura te mantiene estimulado, inspirado....ves? "ariellano"--wakale?
your arelliano is confusing. Don`t try to do a cultural exchange right now, speak english so I can understand what you are trying to say!!!
you are right. i'm not very good with limits in general, but i have to accept that my castellano is terrible and i should stop making a mess of your language. By the way, love your point of view, the porteño p.o.v, on therapy. u.s. society has soooo many crazy hang-ups about this and a lot else...that is a fair generalization...because it's my opinion :). love the u.s and love argentina; no place is perfect, and it's all going to burn up or flood soon anyways.
Peace out Diva.
thank you for your compliments.
When you come here, I`ll give you the phonenumber of my therapit and you`ll experience an off the beaten path adventure ok?
peace out
me
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