Salud!

I´ve notices that with all the influenza thing the population of Buenos Aires has developed a new syndrome. The middle-aged-housewife syndrome (also called loser-without-a-job syndrome). This terrible disease consist in watching a lot of TV(specially the news) and buying every single crap that they say. If we have 100.000 people with Influenza N1H1, we have about 12.000.000 with a severe case of middle-aged-housewife syndrome.

The consequences are out there: people are travelling to uruguay to buy the miraculous Tamiflu (I don´t get it, why is it that a medicine that was made for the chicken flu also works with the pig flu? Does it work with any animal flu, or only with farm animals flu?), there are giant lines to buy alcohol, and the streets are a desert (for Buenos Aires standards).

But what bugs me the most is the reaction that a cough or a sneeze can provoke on the people with middle-aged-housewife syndrome. Oh my God! People get furious when someone sneezes, even if you cover your mouth. They give you a look like if you were urinating in public!!!

 I have a cold, is winter, I sneeze, I cough and your ugly look is only going to make it worse. I´ll throw my tissue at your face. I´ll touch your eyeball with my infected hands. I´ll give you a french kiss. So please, leave me and the rest of the world that has a cold, alone. And if you are so paranoid, go to your house and enjoy your syndrome.

Apartment For Rent

My friends are leaving the country and they need to rent their apartment. 

These are the details:

Fully furnished two-story apartment for rent starting July 30th, in Palermo Queens/Villa Crespo, on streets Malabia and Castillo, 5 blocks from the B subway. Apartment has open kitchen, livingroom opening onto a balcony, two Bedrooms, one and a half baths, two balconies, and a private roof terrace with parrilla (BBQ) and lots of plants. The master bedroom has a walk-in closet with built-in shelving and drawers as well as a sliding glass door opening onto the balcony. The other bedroom has a huge closet again with built in storage space, and an entire wall of windows. Tons of sunlight. Brand new building with pool, gym, and laundry room. Parking available but not included. Rent is $1300 USD a month with all utilities and a cleaning service included.

Photos:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cherylyfacundo/sets/72157619516521693/

E-mail them at yogacheryl@gmail.com if interested

Influenza

You are probably fully aware of the influenza thing going on. I mean the hysteria, paranoia and all that.

If you have tickets to a concert or you were planing to attend a soccer game you should check that it´s actually happening before you go.

You still have plenty of things to do (taking a bitch tour for instance).

see you